Conniving Wanker Alert

Branson is a Prat

The Crappest incarnation of the Doctor ever?

David Tennant is an undoubtably fine actor. Sadly his Doctor is IMHO a fucking irritating twerp and its all down to how he's written by Russell T Davis.

The Tennant Doctor sucks on Russell T Davis' Sonic Screwdriver

Is the David Tennant incarnation of the Doctor the worst yet?
	Yes, guilty!
	No, innocent!
	I couldn't give a flying fuck!
	Mis-trial, judge his Doctor after he quits the role...
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Some evidence in questions:

- Why is his sonic screwdriver now a seemingly all purpose magical wand?
- Why does he act like a hyperactive child missing his ritalin?
- Why does he talk and gurn through gritted teeth for dramatic effect?
- Why is he unpleasant to Martha?
- Why do all his adventures instead of spanning time and space seem to always involves visits Cardiff and London?
- Why has he suddenly developed an encylopedic knowledge of low-brow western popular culture?
- Why is Sylvester Mccoys much derided (but underrated) Doctor implausibly capable of being more mysterious and sinister than this douche and his screwdriver?
- Why should I even remotely care?
- Come back Christopher Ecclestone, all is forgiven ;)

The fact RTD's revival spawned the inept Torchwood should be enough alone for a guilty verdict!

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Bye-Bye Doctor 'Poo'...

"Bye, Bye Russel T Davis' crap, juvenile, piss poor, poorly plotted, mostly bereft of imagination 'Doctor Who'. See you under a new & hopefully better producer/writer"

Last night's episode 'The Sound of Drums' was the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back.

- Where was the plot? Why does the Saxon 'arc' feel so cheap, cheesy and lazy?
- Why has the new RTD Master become a manically unhinged and hammy psychotic mirror image of quite possibly the worst written and characterised Doctor (Tennant) ever and did we really need the slew of crappy who injokes and crude Master 'humour' at the expense of decent plotting and characterisation? Simm is a fine actor and shone at times in the role but was all the overly emphatic gurning really necessary Russell?
- Why does it all feel so blatantly like a retread of previous seasons? Mind controlling mobile phones? Evil alien invaders on a grand scale? Meh!

After next week I'm sticking to my 'classic' Who DVDs. :(

Its Good To Be Alive

The Five Doctors (Redux)

Returning from a mixture of illness and general laziness I bring anybody who may stumble upon this site the comedic brilliance of The Five Doctors (Redux). This finely crafted offering features clever editing & DIY special effects, 'sad' who injokes and the terrifying comedy violence of the Raston Warrior Rabbit for everybody else. Somehow it even manages to make more sense than the original Five Doctors

PART 1:


PART 2:




Doctor Who

Been Busy Lately - But Now I'm back :P

STAN BUSH -
THE TOUCH!

The Thomas the Tank Engine Version:



The Original!

Doctor Who and the French Dalek

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

A-Ha "Take on Me"

AS REQUESTED

Poem: Squiggly Eye by Stewie Griffin

Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid.
I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision.
But when I try to look at you, you scurry away.
Are you shy, squiggly line?
Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye?
Oh, squiggly line,
it's alright, you are forgiven.